"If you need some, we got us some."
Welcome to We Got Us Some Industries, the premier conglomerate of things that we definitely have us some of. Through years of strategic acquisition and questionable business decisions, we've amassed an impressive portfolio of industries that will make you say, "Wait, they have WHAT?"
What We Got Us Some Of:
✓ Medical Waste
That's right! We got us some medical waste. Lots of it, actually. Is it ours? That's a complicated question. Are we licensed to handle it? Another great question. But we definitely got us some.
✓ Dentists
Yep, we got us some dentists. Not a dental practice—actual dentists. They work for us now. What do they do? Mostly dentistry. Sometimes other things. They're contractually obligated to introduce themselves as "one of the dentists from We Got Us Some Industries."
✓ IP Addresses
We got us some IP addresses! Thousands of them, actually. Are they assigned to us by ICANN? That's a technical question. Are they currently in use by other organizations? Possibly. But we definitely got them written down on a spreadsheet somewhere, which basically means we got us some.
✓ Sounds
Oh yeah, we got us some sounds. Not sound equipment—actual sounds. We've been collecting them for years. Footsteps, door creaks, distant thunder, the hum of a refrigerator at 3 AM. We're not sure what we're going to do with them, but rest assured: we got us some.
✓ Domains
Boy, do we got us some domains. We've been registering them since 1997. Most of them don't point to anything. Some of them might be valuable. Many of them are just words we thought sounded cool at 2 AM. But we're sitting on them, and by "sitting on them" we mean we're three years behind on renewal fees.
🚀 We're always getting us some more things! Check back soon to see what else we got us some of.