⚖️ Legal Disclaimers ⚖️

1. General Disclaimer of Having Things

While we confidently state that we "got us some" of various things, the actual possession, ownership, or legal right to said things may vary. "Having" is a complex philosophical and legal concept that our team of dentists is still working through.

Definition of "having" subject to interpretation in multiple jurisdictions.

2. Medical Waste Disclaimers

Our medical waste holdings are subject to numerous federal, state, local, interdimensional, and possibly extraterrestrial regulations. We make no guarantees regarding:

• The origin of said waste
• Whether we are legally permitted to have it
• What exactly is in those bins (we don't open them)
• The half-life of any radioactive components
• Whether "finders keepers" applies to biohazardous materials

Please do not ask us where we got it.

3. Dentist-Related Disclaimers

Our dentists are real, licensed dental professionals. However:

• We cannot confirm what state(s) they are licensed in
• Some of them may be licensed veterinary dentists
• Their employment status ranges from "enthusiastic" to "confused"
• Not all services they provide are dental in nature
• We are not responsible for unsolicited dental advice given at parties

4. IP Address Disclaimers

Regarding our IP address holdings:

• We make no claims about the validity of your IP address
• ICANN has not returned our calls
• If you are currently using one of "our" IP addresses, we probably won't notice
• Our IP address inventory is maintained in a Excel Sheet named bhcp.xls, that may or may not be accurate
• We are not responsible for any routing conflicts that may arise
• Some of our IP addresses may route to alternate dimensions

5. Sound-Related Disclaimers

Our sound collection comes with the following caveats:

• We cannot guarantee the provenance of any specific sound
• Some sounds may be copyrighted by entities we are unaware of
• Sound quality ranges from "crystal clear" to "is that even a sound?"
• We have not obtained release forms from people who may have inadvertently created sounds we collected
• Our sound storage format is "whatever we could record it on at the time"
• We are not responsible if our sounds trigger unexpected nostalgia or existential dread

6. Domain Name Disclaimers

Our domain portfolio requires several disclaimers:

• Many of our domains have expired and we may not be aware of this
• Some domains were registered with credit cards that are no longer valid
• We cannot locate the login credentials for approximately 60% of our registrar accounts
• Several domains may have been registered while under the influence of late-night entrepreneurial enthusiasm
• We make no guarantees that any domain actually resolves to anything
• The "value" of our domain portfolio is purely speculative and probably incorrect

7. Future Acquisitions

We reserve the right to get us some of literally anything at any time without notice. Past acquisition patterns are not indicative of future results. We may or may not currently be in negotiations to get us some of several questionable assets.

8. Liability Limitations

We Got Us Some Industries shall not be held liable for:

• Any confusion caused by our business model
• Improper disposal of anything we may have gotten us some of
• Dental work performed outside of regular business hours
• Your discovery that we also got us some of your stuff
• Philosophical crises regarding the nature of possession and ownership
• Medical waste found in unexpected locations
• IP address conflicts with your network infrastructure
• Unwanted sounds playing in your head after visiting our facilities
• Any Wordle-related litigation
• Domain squatting accusations (we prefer "domain curating")
• Expired domains that you really wanted but we forgot to renew

9. Contact Information Disclaimer

If you need to contact us regarding these disclaimers, please note that we got us some voicemail boxes but we don't really check them. We also got us some email addresses, but those might be discontinued. Your best bet is to contact one of our dentists, but they will likely just try to schedule you for a cleaning.

10. Jurisdictional Disclaimer

These disclaimers are governed by the laws of whichever jurisdiction is most favorable to We Got Us Some Industries at the time of any dispute. We got us some lawyers in several states, and they will determine which state's laws apply based on a complex algorithm involving coin flips and Magic 8-Balls.

11. Amendment Rights

We reserve the right to amend these disclaimers whenever we get us some new lawyers, which happens more frequently than you might think. Last updated: whenever we last got us some legal advice.