⚖️ Legal
Disclaimers

While we confidently state that we "got us some" of various things, the actual possession, ownership, or legal right to said things may vary. "Having" is a complex philosophical and legal concept that our team of dentists is still working through.

Definition of "having" subject to interpretation in multiple jurisdictions.

Our medical waste holdings are subject to numerous federal, state, local, interdimensional, and possibly extraterrestrial regulations. We make no guarantees regarding:

• The origin of said waste
• Whether we are legally permitted to have it
• What exactly is in those bins (we don't open them)
• The half-life of any radioactive components
• Whether "finders keepers" applies to biohazardous materials

Please do not ask us where we got it.

Our dentists are real, licensed dental professionals. However:

• We cannot confirm what state(s) they are licensed in
• Some of them may be licensed veterinary dentists
• Their employment status ranges from "enthusiastic" to "confused"
• Not all services they provide are dental in nature
• We are not responsible for unsolicited dental advice given at parties

Regarding our IP address holdings:

• We make no claims about the validity of your IP address
• ICANN has not returned our calls
• If you are currently using one of "our" IP addresses, we probably won't notice
• Our IP address inventory is maintained in an Excel sheet named bhcp.xls, which may or may not be accurate
• We are not responsible for any routing conflicts that may arise
• Some of our IP addresses may route to alternate dimensions

Our sound collection comes with the following caveats:

• We cannot guarantee the provenance of any specific sound
• Some sounds may be copyrighted by entities we are unaware of
• Sound quality ranges from "crystal clear" to "is that even a sound?"
• We have not obtained release forms from people who may have inadvertently created sounds we collected
• Our sound storage format is "whatever we could record it on at the time"
• We are not responsible if our sounds trigger unexpected nostalgia or existential dread

Our domain portfolio requires several disclaimers:

• Many of our domains have expired and we may not be aware of this
• Some domains were registered with credit cards that are no longer valid
• We cannot locate the login credentials for approximately 60% of our registrar accounts
• Several domains may have been registered under the influence of late-night entrepreneurial enthusiasm
• We make no guarantees that any domain actually resolves to anything
• The "value" of our domain portfolio is purely speculative and probably incorrect

Our QR code operation is client-side and generates no server logs. Nevertheless:

• We cannot be held responsible for where you stick the QR codes you generate
• We do not endorse encoding illegal content, though we're impressed by the creativity
• QR codes pointing to expired domains are not our problem (see § 06)
• We are not responsible if someone scans your QR code and they don't like what they find
• The SVG export feature is provided as-is and "as-is" means exactly what you think it means

Regarding our ownership of weather:

• We did not create the weather and cannot control it
• Forecasts are provided for informational purposes and also for entertainment
• We are not liable for being rained on, sunburned, or surprised by fog
• Our claim to "having some weather" is philosophical in nature and not recognized by NOAA
• We do not accept liability for weather that occurs regardless of whether you checked our site

Weather will happen with or without your consent.

Regarding our excuse generation division:

• We Got Us Some Excuses provides excuses for entertainment and personal enrichment purposes only
• We make no guarantees regarding the believability, deployability, or legal defensibility of any generated excuse
• The "Clinically Unhinged" severity tier is named for descriptive purposes only and does not constitute a medical diagnosis of the excuse or its user
• Believability scores are provided by an AI system that has never had a job, a family, or a doctor's appointment, and should be weighted accordingly
• We are not responsible for relationship damage, employment consequences, or scheduling conflicts arising from excuse deployment
• Excuses involving legal proceedings, medical conditions, or cosmic phenomena are provided as fiction and should not be submitted to courts, HR departments, or insurance providers
• We Got Us Some Industries accepts no liability for excuses that are too good and create further social obligations you also need excuses for

If you need an excuse for using this tool, we can generate one for that too.

Regarding our extended warranty division:

• We have been trying to reach you
• The expiration countdown is real, perpetual, and resets upon reaching zero
• Gerald is a real person and a father of two. He is a professional. He will be at your wedding
• Pressing 2 to opt out initiates a 7–10 business day review period during which call volume increases by approximately 40%
• We Got Us Some Warranties covers vehicles, homes, cats, alligators, grandpas, pizza, and your peace of mind — though we acknowledge we are a primary source of peace-of-mind erosion
• Dream-channel notification is in beta. We are not ready to announce anything officially
• We are not responsible for Gerald attending your wedding, colonoscopy, or roller coaster descent
• Dave, we know you're on the ISS. Pick up

Pick up. It's Gerald. He just wants to talk.

We reserve the right to get us some of literally anything at any time without notice. Past acquisition patterns are not indicative of future results. We may or may not currently be in negotiations to get us some of several questionable assets.

We Got Us Some Industries shall not be held liable for:

• Any confusion caused by our business model
• Improper disposal of anything we may have gotten us some of
• Dental work performed outside of regular business hours
• Your discovery that we also got us some of your stuff
• Philosophical crises regarding the nature of possession and ownership
• Medical waste found in unexpected locations
• IP address conflicts with your network infrastructure
• Unwanted sounds playing in your head after visiting our facilities
• Any Wordle-related litigation
• Domain squatting accusations (we prefer "domain curating")
• Expired domains that you really wanted but we forgot to renew
• QR codes that go somewhere you didn't expect
• Weather that occurs in your vicinity regardless of forecast accuracy
• Gerald attending life events to which he was not invited
• Warranty expiration countdowns that never actually reach zero
• Dream-channel notifications received during sleep (beta)
• Excuse deployment resulting in additional social obligations
• Excuses that work too well and create dependency

If you need to contact us regarding these disclaimers, please note that we got us some voicemail boxes but we don't really check them. We also got us some email addresses, but those might be discontinued. Your best bet is to contact one of our dentists, but they will likely just try to schedule you for a cleaning.

These disclaimers are governed by the laws of whichever jurisdiction is most favorable to We Got Us Some Industries at the time of any dispute. We got us some lawyers in several states, and they will determine which state's laws apply based on a complex algorithm involving coin flips and Magic 8-Balls.

We reserve the right to amend these disclaimers whenever we get us some new lawyers, which happens more frequently than you might think. Last updated: whenever we last got us some legal advice.