We Got Us
Some Industries

That's right! We got us some medical waste. Lots of it, actually. Is it ours? That's a complicated question. Are we licensed to handle it? Another great question. But we definitely got us some.

Yep, we got us some dentists. Not a dental practice — actual dentists. They work for us now. They're contractually obligated to introduce themselves as "one of the dentists from We Got Us Some Industries."

We got us some IP addresses! Thousands of them. Are they assigned to us by ICANN? That's a technical question. Are they currently in use by other organizations? Possibly. But we got them written down on a spreadsheet, which basically means we got us some.

Oh yeah, we got us some sounds. Not sound equipment — actual sounds. Footsteps, door creaks, distant thunder, the hum of a refrigerator at 3 AM. We're not sure what we're going to do with them, but rest assured: we got us some.

Boy, do we got us some domains. We've been registering them since 1997. Most don't point to anything. Many were registered at 2 AM. We're sitting on them, and by "sitting on them" we mean we're three years behind on renewal fees.

We got us some QR codes. Fully client-side, no data leaves your browser — which is more than we can say for most of our other industries. Generate 'em, download 'em, stick 'em on things. We're not gonna ask what things.

That's right — we got us some weather. Not a weather app, not a forecast service. Actual weather. All of it. We did not create it, we cannot control it, and we accept no liability for it, but we definitely got us some.

We got us some warranties. Your car's extended warranty is expiring right now, as you read this sentence. We've been trying to reach you. Through dinner. Through the baby's first steps. Through your cousin's funeral. Gerald will be at your wedding. Pick up.

We got us some excuses. Thousands of them. Many are surprisingly plausible. Select a category, dial in your severity — from Barely Believable to Clinically Unhinged — and deploy. We accept no liability for what happens in the field.